Geneva

Friendship checklist (For all those who wish to be best friends please complete the following):

1. Meet and begin talking due to a school project. (Then ditch future friend on the day of project due to being sick and laugh about it the day after because said project involved singing an embarrassing song.)

2. Then get the karma when you have art together and watch as friend is amazingly talented in art and you fail time and time again. Have your final project as said friend creating an amazing recreation of the Mona Lisa while you draw weird pictures of dead sea monsters which are supposedly self portraits.

3. Have an epic talk about what life means and what would happen when you die. Then ruin the moment by talking about how if you end up in heaven you will have wings sprouting from the front of your body instead of from your back because you’re just that weird. (Then have said friend never let that go and go through losing one wing then having it grow back, only to be ripped off again. [Hypothetically speaking of courseJ])

4. Bring said friend whom you have already been with for a reasonable amount of time to Pacific Mall and laugh while she feels awkward because she is surrounded by Asians. Then make her feel even more awkward about it when you speak to the cashiers in mandarin instead of English.

5. Read 5 books for White Pine and then have said friend lie about reading 5 books to go to the luncheon. Then get separated into different groups for the trivia and have a battle to the death to see whose group will win. In the end neither of your teams win and you just feel stupid.

6. Wake up early to stand in line in the cold for tickets to a book festival. Thinking that no one will be there you get there only about an hour before the tickets will start being distributed. Then you see a REALLY long line and stare at your friend while she stares back. Valuable lesson learned CANADIAN GIRLS READ.

If you remember these things then you are one of three people:

1) Geneva

2) Me… which you can’t be because I’m me and you being me makes no sense because once again, I’M ME !

3) A stalker and I have to then say GET AWAY FROM US YOU STALKER!

These are just a few of the things I’ve done with Geneva which has allowed us to be best friends. I can’t even being to say how lucky I am to have someone like her in my life so I won’t. We haven’t known each other that long when compared to some of my other friends but she very quickly became one of the most important people in my life. I can’t image my life without her now. It seems that whenever we’re together we can have fun just because we always talk about the stupidest things.